Monday, March 28, 2011

Let's Get It Started

I know there are others out there like me in the dating world...I feel like Peter Frampton "I can't believe this is happening to me."... but not in a good way. lol  I know I'm not alone in this.  Does any of this sound familiar to you?
 I've been on the market for a kind decent intelligent man for about 4 years. (handsome and fit would not be turned away)  I've been on line, met friends of friends, gone to bars, joined running clubs, spoken with random strangers at the supermarket, asked lots of questions of lovely retired gentleman wearing orange bibs at Home Depot... and I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
Oh the stories... you just can't make this stuff up.  I don't know where to begin...Here are some choice email tidbits
 from "Tall Dark and Handsome"  I am a strong alpha black man who loves sex and wants to bring my woman to the dark side....
from GoldMan.. I want a deep lasting relationship with a caring woman...please only blonds, I hate redheads and no long back and forth on the email...I'm not looking for a penpal...
from Kind and Open in PA...hello   (I'm not kidding...that's all...just ...hello)
Maybe it's the teacher in me but for God's sake soccer is not spelled socker,  it's the Red Sox..not Socks, and there is not a pronoun.
That's it for now, I need some ice cream or maybe popcorn... I'll  keep posting stories and experiences and whatever else pops in my mind.

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